This Is Why I Hate Children
Children are the spawn of Satan himself. I swear they are. It is why I hate children. I lost a…
Crime and Punishment
Yesterday afternoon was “exciting” to say the least. I ran around like a chicken with my head cut off, attempting…
A Mother’s Reflections
Becoming a mother is one of the most amazing things in the world. My reflections on raising my own children. Original poem by Kimberly Miller.
There is no fear worse than…
Looking up from watching your youngest son standing in three feet of water by himself in the “big kid pool”…
Our Greatest Fear
Our Greatest Fear is by Marianne Williamson from her book, “A Return to Love.” I had some “issues” with TMT…
Letter to the Lottery Goddess
Dear Lottery Goddess: I went and purchased two tickets tonight for the Mega Millions lottery which is up to $130…
There Comes a Day in Every Mom’s Life When…
You realize your baby isn’t your baby any longer. There are steps along the way to prepare you, sure. Their…
Have you ever seen a grown woman chase a 10-year-old boy around an apartment complex? It ain’t pretty!
I just knew those workouts I was ‘supposed’ to be doing 3x a week were going to come back to…
I Found the Little Wench and I Killed Her!
Remember the little voice inside my head that wouldn’t leave me alone earlier today? She tried her best to avoid…
Puberty Tips for the Clueless Mom
I raised a daughter with minimal issues. When my first son was born, and then my second three years later – I quickly realized just how clueless I was to deal with puberty in adolescent boys. This is for the rest of the clueless moms out there.
WTF Else Can Go Wrong?
I’m ranting big time today. This is just a crappy week all rolled into one. TMT has no money for…
I Honestly Didn’t Know I Had It In Me
I was trolling the internet last night looking for advice on how to break into the writer market. I’ve always…
The Day You Almost Died
Her Bad Mother recently posted about abortion and that set the stage for my own thoughts to wander back to…
Strike Update
An update as to how the Mom Is On Strike campaign is going. I think they are getting the hint.
This Maid’s On Strike, Too!
Sometimes, in order to get your kids’ attention and get your point across, you need to clear out everything and go on strike. This mom is on strike!
School Meeting
Yesterday I posted under The Teacher From Hell about what happened to Jonathan at school on Monday. Well, today we…
Prince Henry Wants Me to Buy His Gold Dust Y’all!
I honestly cannot tell you how truly honored I am to have received a direct email from Prince Harry himself.
The Scare of a Lifetime
Things were eerily quiet as I sat there, with my daughter’s cell phone in my hand, watching text messages come…
Overheard Conversation
If you walked into my home this evening you would have heard the following: “Oh yeah. Right there. Oh that…
A Note from College Girl
I’m busy updating the labels for my posts and putting them into categories. Wish that Blogger had an easier way…
Happy Birthday Midget Man
You came into my life like a breath of fresh air. I was scared when I learned you were growing…
When Boys Become Men
When exactly do little boys transition to wanting to become men? My son, Jonathan, who is only 9 years old…
Hindsight Is 20/20
I’ve spent the better part of the day reading blogs online and thinking. A dangerous combination for me. I had…
Before I Was A Mom
Being a mom is one of the hardest jobs a woman will ever have – and one of the most rewarding.
The Mean Hateful Mommy
Last night, as my boys were horsing around while I fixed dinner, I asked them very sweetly, three times, to…
Why You Should Check Backpacks When They Come Home
When it comes to kids who hate homework, the first thing you learn is to always check the backpacks when they come home from school.
