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Marty J. McMole, Sr., 2, of Mechanicsville, Virginia, a retired engineer with Tunnels-R-Us, husband of Martha McMole, passed away on Wednesday, February 6, 2013. Marty was killed in a hunting accident when Mollyanna Wright was patrolling the apartment grounds and came upon Mr. McMole completing one of his complex tunnels.

Yes people, we have a new resident who has moved into the 7187 building space. He’s very shy, only comes out and about at night when nobody else is around so that he doesn’t have to deal with people or their pets. He’s very anti-social if you ask me –